Oh wait I got that backwards... I'll address the drama side first.
Being the middle man is the worst and I feel like the arguments are so petty that they aren't even worth listening to. Seriously how old are we these days? I feel like my 4 year old nephew's (Happy Birthday Christian) problems with his toy train track are bigger than some of the ones I'm facing now with people. Here's the thing (and I'll admit I'm guilty of this at times too) if you know you're problem is stupid, like seriously just so dumb... - "How dumb is it?" - dumber than trying not think about penguins (I bet you're thinking about penguins now) then please, please, and one more for emphasis please don't tell me about it. I may help you but try and be an adult and handle it yourself. Let's just try and be mature in normal situations. Just so you know that doesn't include screaming obnoxiously in a hall way. That's just having fun. I'm just tired of seeing relationships with long time friends end because of small nit picky things.
So for time.. I realized today that a 4 day weekend isn't nearly as long as I thought it was going to be. It's like those fun sized chocolate candies you get on Halloween. They're not fun size, they're more like here's one bite now crave this candy for hours on end size. I saw my friends for like a total of 7 or 8 hours max. I didn't get to play a game of basketball with my bros. Hell I didn't even get to watch any Food Channel with or without muddy buddies. I just didn't get to do everything on my list. To top everything off my sister turns 9 this week. WTF?! When did this shit happen? Someone slow this clock down before shit gets real and we're all married with children working 40 hour week jobs. I like my part-time job where I stand and scream weird obnoxious things to people I've never even met.
Some things I did accomplish this weekend however: 1. I met Claudia, Jasmine's roommate. I must say she is probably the coolest roommate that I've met so far and I've met a lot of roommates from my obnoxious hall yelling. 2. Got called gay. I have to say that's a first because I never realized that I had "gay tendencies" except around the Bros. Then again Bromances aren't gay, just brocurious. We shall meet again and you won't find out if I'm good with my hands. 3. I almost surprised Jazzy. Almost... "and it would have worked too! If it wasn't for those sniveling kids and that dog!" "Rog? Where?" 4. Got my KK fix taken care of.
Dear World,
Give me more time and kill the overly dramatic.
Thanks,
Mistajonez
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